ChumpStyle

The Real Reason Chump Has Died

2010-06-10T14:04:00.000+02:00

You may have noticed...well actually...not noticed our feeble attempts to keep Chump from going gentle into the good night; to be honest with better content and help from the other Chumpstylers we may have done it, but alas we have failed.

Wezzo said to me a few weeks ago that he would help out by add a few posts but he either forgot or got busy with something. By something I mean gay ebony dating.

I must ask does Bokkie know and should I be canceling my Kalula tickets?

Ju Ju's Revolutionary House Mix

2010-04-23T11:07:00.000+02:00

There are some musical genius' out there but they would be nowhere without the genius of Julius Malema.

Side Boob

2010-04-14T21:36:00.000+02:00

Yes please

Thank you Egotastic and thank you Gisele Bundchen

Boobs of the Week

2010-03-25T13:25:00.000+02:00

Return of the legend...

Devon James got some Wood

2010-03-24T11:10:00.000+02:00

So Tiger is not yet out of the woods. Yet another porn star "slash" floozy "slash" Show me the money chick has come forward claiming that she has had sex with Mr. Tiger Woods.

Not only does she claim she had sex with him but that she brought a fellow adult star for some manage a trois. I think he manage a very well. It is believed that Tiger paid between 4000 and 6000 pounds for the event. Good job. Any man with some spare cash would have done the same.

Here's pic of Devon James. They were hard to find, getting past all the news headlines and all.

Reality Kings MILF Hunter has her here.

Sunday Jokes

2010-03-21T17:39:00.000+02:00

Remember, if you laugh too hard you may forget the joke.

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

A boy watches his mum and dad having sex he ask, "What are you doing ?"
His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!"
Boy say, "Do her doggy style I want a puppy."

Miss: Colette

2010-03-14T19:44:00.000+02:00

A European beauty just for you.

Lazer Tits

2010-03-14T17:23:00.000+02:00

Um...I'm not sure what to say here but I have to share this so here it is.

"For centuries the female bosom has been wrongfully held in the prison of maternal duty and manboy motor-boating. The time has come to blow the cell doors open for breasts! Howl for hooters! Get toasted by tits! Behold the blazing boobs! It's time to get ZAPPED!!!! LAZERTITS looks into the past and changes the future one broad at a time. What will YOU say when your kids ask where you were during the revolution? Don't burn your bra, BLAST IT!!!"

Go vist the lot at lazer tits, it'll change you life in some way, I'm just not sure how yet.

Sunday Jokes

2010-03-14T16:54:00.000+02:00

You are going to need these while trying to get through monday.

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen.

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a
condom about to give his wife some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,
"Whatcha doin' Daddy?"
Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his d*ck and starts looking at the
floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says.
Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, f*ck it?"

G-spot for Breakfast

2010-03-12T13:37:00.000+02:00

Seriously... A G Class? Seriously???

The X6 will eat the G Class for brekkies!

This monster runs on 4 litres of baby blood per 100km.

It will literally eat your soul if you don't move out of the fast lane.

Specs:

0-100 km/h: 5.4

Top Speed: 250

Max.output 300/5500

Max.torque 600/1750

Miss: Evelyn

2010-03-11T17:43:00.000+02:00

yes please clicky click

Top 5 FML's

2010-03-10T22:07:00.000+02:00

All time Agreed FMyLife's:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

In my opinion these are the top 5 FML's:

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

Today, my mom came to me and asked if I had drank her wine. I'm 16, so I lied and said "no". The next morning there was a DVD on my bed labeled "pool house security cameras - love mom." It was a video of me downing two bottles of red wine and having it off with my boyfriend. FML

Today, I saw a youtube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his Ipod and at the end he showed how there was no scratches and the Ipod screen was clean. So I took my brand new Ipod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

I can now go blind

2010-03-10T21:51:00.000+02:00

I'm not the biggest ass man but this is the opposite of FML. If I came across more gems like these, my life and yours would be as perfect as Megan's ass. Thank you miss Fox.I would also like to thank all the people involved that made this possible.

You may have noticed that I only posted a single picture, but if you need more then you may have to reassess your sexuality.

Enjoy.

The G Spot

2010-02-17T20:55:00.000+02:00

No no no, but keep reading 'cause it's worth it.

What I'm getting at is the G Class. This is the ultimate man vehicle and now it goes like stink and guzzles mad amounts of petroleum thanks to AMG. This is by far the best 4x4 on the market, especially with Toyota recalling everything with a battery.
It's seriously rugged, has masses of power and if you get the paint work scratched it only makes it look better.

The facts to back up my short review:

The design has hardly changed in over 30 years. Much like the beer gut.
The 500Hp 5.5L V8 is massive. nuf sed.
The Zim police use it. So did the Vatican city as the Popemobile.
It's so fugly it's cool, I'm sure Top Gear will approve.
And it's not a BMW X6. I can feel a retaliatory post coming from the Jinja Ninja in the near future.

P.S. there is also a V12 Biturbo version that is put together by the Brabus crew. Holy...popemobile.

Women, Props and Rubbers

2010-01-27T22:27:00.000+02:00

That sort of sounds like a $1 porn VHS turned DVD. Well...it's not too far off. There are naked girls, props of some sort and even rubber. But it's classy.

It's the new Pirelli "So hjot, whan to tush the body" Calendar.

There are girls spanking monkeys...sort of.

There are girls licking cock...nothing clever to say.

There are even girls with machete's...I can die happy now.

Thanks very much to Pirelli and the tattoo clad photographer for their great work.

And there are loads more. Pirelli even managed to take more awesome pics than there are months in a year. I'm not at all upset that the Italians can't count, it just means more naked hotties for all of us.

And We're Back!

2009-12-10T01:11:00.000+02:00

Hey you guys!

Wow 2 years... maybe more. I um. you... wow still a little awkward. Anyways we're back! They don't know it yet, they being the other idiots that helped out from time to time here on Chump wizzle to Chizzle, Jinja, G Man, Mikey, Joffers, Dari Dawg, 2009 booyee. So unofficially we're back in fucking business, God almighty praise the Lord!

Well, what can we tell you. OK lets start with a few questions I answered which were asked by neighbours who previously had no idea what ChumpStyle was or who but were quite intruiged when I told them I used to run this goddamn town we call Blogville:

Mandy: I'm Mandy by the way?
Wezzo: Wow Someone get a doctor, it seems you fell from heavon and...
Mandy: How I Met You Mother Season 1 Episode 21!
Wezzo: That's impressive

Wezzo: Say "SAUSAGES" & "I'LL BE BACK" one more time, just once more!
Fritz: GET OUTA MAH FACE!
Wezzo: C'mooon... "I'LL BE BEEECK", just say it.
Fritz: Dude seriously, OK to put it to you lightly. You had a decent site, you gave up when the pickings were ripe. All the world wanted was to see Lindsey's Lohans, Lady's Gagas & Perez's Hiltons. And you fucked it up, you quit. I'm fucking Afrikaans by the way not Austrian"
Wezzo: Mom?

You have questions? Well fire away kind sir.

Naked French Girls Music Video

2009-06-29T16:06:00.000+02:00

One way to sell your crap music Part IV
Only because I feel this might be a little too risque to post on Blacknotes, and well it needs to be posted somewhere, anywhere on the internet I've posted it here on the Blog that counts (well used too) ChumpStyle!

In an ongoing theme "One way to sell your crap music" I present "Baby Baby Baby" by Make the Girl Dance's... my pleasure. Thoughts?

Flash Doom

2009-05-08T10:52:00.000+02:00

Remember the classic? Sure you do, as an apology to all that come back here time and time again to stale content, here's a little gift to say sorry.

Powder Blue Trailer

2008-12-12T14:35:00.003+02:00

Featuring Jessica Biel as a stripper, wow what waste of time. Relax I was joking, jeez!

The Greatest Commercial Known to Man

2008-12-12T09:11:00.002+02:00

Not much to say other than send thanks and gratitude to Cape Town's Favourite Son for finding this gem. NSFW, unless your office allows "full frontal" casual Fridays.Video Link [Via]

Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Colbert's Album

2008-12-05T12:08:00.004+02:00

Seeing as though we're once again "doing this", I thought I'd give a little heads up. On Monday Stephen Colbert calls for his fans to buy his Christmas Album to outsell and humble Kanya West.

Watch the video below, skip the first minute if you need to get back to paying for your CEO's F50.

Colbert's Christmas wish came true, he jumped Kanye on the charts...
...and a humble Kanye reacts on Twitter.

The Smash Hit - Growing a Mo

2008-12-03T09:31:00.003+02:00

I know we're supposed to be lost to the wilderness or something, but I couldn't help post this. ChumpStyle member, Jinja and his colleagues really got into the spirit of 2008's greatest month, Movember and created this fine little song, Growing a Mo. You may notice all participants in his office had a go on the mic. I can see it charting next week on Jacaranda FM - it's way to good not too.

Read more up about it here.

New Ferrari California

2008-10-20T13:50:00.004+02:00

Hjot.

Wow, so the first attempt at a hard top convertible from Ferrari is an absolute belter. They kept may features from the classic 250 GT California like the air intake on the bonnet as well as the gills on the side of the car but why not stay with the soft top option. I feel that Ferrari should simply carry on making super cars they always have. The I-Ty way. Make them red, stunning, blisteringly fast, unreliable but never, never copy zee Germanz. Granted, the original had a hard top that you could clip on but leave the space hogging folding roofs for the others.

OK the specs:
Engine: 4297cc V8, 460bhp @ 7750rpm, 357lb ft @ 5000rpm
Transmission: Seven-speed twin-clutch gearbox, rear-wheel drive
Performance: It has a top speed of 309Km/h and a 4.0sec 0-60mph rating. Bet you it could have been faster with a soft top.
Size: Big...so big the lucky dude who got to test drive the beast scratched it while doing a three point turn. Oops. It's 4.5m long and almost 2m wide. Who cares how high it is, probably comes up to your pinus, which is the reason you bought it in the first place.

Anyway here is the 250 GT California Spyder.

Tanya van Graan Naked

2008-08-22T11:21:00.004+02:00

SA Heat Magazine posted pics in their latest issue of Tanya van Graan naked in a Starship Troopers 3 scene. News now is Tanya tried to stop the naked images going to press. I'm not too sure why though, we're going to see her breasticles anyway when the movie goes straight to DVD. ChumpStyle's Joffers will be first in line.

Being the internet we couldn't care less for the images and cut straight to it's jugular - video. [NSFW]
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder Nude Scene

King Horatio Cane

2008-08-21T12:46:00.003+02:00

The 7 Hottest Female 2008 Olympic Athletes

2008-08-07T13:02:00.033+02:00

ChumpStyle has put together a collection of the seven hottest women to compete at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Here are the top 7 counting down.

7. Laure Manaudou

Laure is 22 years old and French, but we won't hold that against her. Apart from holding the 400m and 200m freestyle world records shes a previous gold medal Olympian - expect her to blow away the competition. She's had a minor setback few years ago when naked pictures of her surfaced online. As I say, a minor setback.

6. Francesca Piccinini

Francesca and her partners Italian Women's Volleyball team has been placed in the same group as the Brazillians for the first round at Beijing, keep a look out for a spicy match between the beauties. Lets hope they make it through the first round stages so we get to see more of her.

Click here for more pictures of Francesca Piccinini.
Click here for a nsfw photoshoot of photo shoot of Francesca.

5. Stephanie Rice

Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice is a youngster in the sport. Like Laure Manaudou she had a couple of raunchy pics surface on the net. All were her dressed to kill in a cop out fit and/or less though - nothing wrong there.

Click here for more pictures of Stephanie Rice.

4. Haley Cope

US Haley Cope's best swimming performance was a gold medal at the world championships. No doubt she gunning for gold at Beijing. Other achievements out the pool have been photoshoots for Maxim, FHM & Playboy. Yes Playboy, Google image search is your friend.

3. Amanda Beard

Ms Beard, a double Olympic Champion already, recently posed for a nude picture as part of a publicity campaign run by the animal rights group, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). She had this to say "I'm not trying to be in everybody's face and be harsh or negative. I want to be calm and yet get my voice out there. I'm doing it for all those animals who don't have a voice,". Although to win another gold, I fear she's going to have to get in everybody's face and be harsh or negative to others - or whatever.

Click here for more pictures of Amanda Beard.

2 & 1. Bia And Branca Feres

The synchronized swimming twins will in no doubt be the hottest pair at the Olympics. 19 years old, and Brazilian. Need I say more. We're all rooting for the twins.

Click here for more pictures of Bia And Branca Feres.

Sources:
PopCrunch: The 50 Hottest Women of Sports
SportsCrunch: The 50 Hottest Female Athletes Of All Time
Olympchicks: Ladies of the Olympics
BuzzFeed: Bia and Brianca

Related:
Michael Phelps Supersizes Every Meal

The 7 Hottest Female 2008 Olympic Athletes: Amanda Beard

2008-08-06T17:51:00.001+02:00

The 7 Hottest Female 2008 Olympic Athletes: Bia and Branca Feres

2008-08-06T17:29:00.000+02:00

The synchronized swimming twins will in no doubt be the hottest pair at the Olympics. 19 years old, and Brazilian. Need I say more. We're all rooting for the twins.

Be sure to check out the photo shoot video below (keep refreshing this page if YouTube mentions that the "video is not available").

The 7 Hottest Female 2008 Olympic Athletes: Laure Manaudou

2008-08-06T17:01:00.004+02:00

The 22 year old French swimming sensation Laure Manaudou holds the 400m and 200m freestyle world records and she's a previous gold medal Olympian - expect her to blow away the competition. She's had a minor setback few years ago when naked pictures of her surfaced online.

The Herald Sun explains the nude pictures scandal a little better.

LAURE Manaudou, who won the 400 metres gold medal at the world championships in Melbourne, is at the centre of a nude pictures scandal.
...
Nude photos and a video of Manaudou have now appeared on the web.
...
"I know nothing about the video and have only seen the photos. Yes, it looks like it's really her but it is ridiculous to think it was me who put them there," Marin told the Italian newspaper Gazzetta dello Sport.

IDontLikeYouInThatWay has the full very NSFW Laure Manadou naked gallery.

Megan Fox in another round of

2008-08-05T17:01:00.002+02:00

...Is That Even Legal?

Girls Kissing Girls

2008-08-05T16:33:00.003+02:00

CO-ED Magazine churns out the goods is somewhat of an understatement - one of their most recent post is one big fat gallery of scantily clad lasses kissing skankedly clad lasses. You can not not go wrong with that! I think they maybe slowly overtaking I Hate Horses as my favourite blog, and that's saying something.

Previously:
The Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball
Katy Perry - I Kissed a girl

Denise Richards and Neve Cambell, the kiss!

2008-08-01T13:03:00.003+02:00

Does anyone else have the inability to not stop thinking about that kiss from Wild Things when watching Denise Richards it's complicated on E!, religiously, like every Sunday, & then the during Monday night rerun? Well you not alone.
Thanks Chris!

R Kelly - Real Talk

2008-07-31T18:55:00.004+02:00

Oh man, R Kelly escaping jail means we get to view and listen to some sweet ass gems like this YouTube exclusive from him.

Real Talk

Is it just me or did he forget to take the warehouse sticker off his Gucci Shades?

Real Talk

By the way my mamma doesn't screen calls for me either.

Real Talk

[via BlackNotes]

Pautzie and the Tanzanian Mafia

2008-07-31T14:22:00.004+02:00

Well it seems Pautzie took Larry's last attack at him quite seriously and has now gone and got himself involved in the Tanzanian mafia (who would of thought they had a mafia). Not sure if the photo's are real, cause what mafia lets someone take pictures of their meetings without cutting off their arms and then beating them with them while saying "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself". Glad to see Pautzie took his bodyguard with him though, cause it looked like the mafia guy was calling for backup while Pautzie was giving him the "Your mother is a dirty pirate hooker" Tanzanian sign cause the gun was to expensive.
I hope Larry reacts quickly and puts some herd boys and goats outside his camp to protect him from those mafia henchman.

I wonder what Mrs Nuala Pautz has to say about these secret dealings

L Word YouTube Connection

2008-07-29T17:28:00.005+02:00

Lalalala Lesbian!

It's not often YouTube allows NSFW content but when they do it's of thing beauty (or not). Here's a clip from the L Word, where a number of birds go at it as only lesbionic birds can.

Slow clap anyone?

____________
NSFW warning so be sure to watch this the comfort of an internet cafe.

Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl

2008-07-29T15:23:00.004+02:00

One way to sell your crap music Part III

Bangersandnash.com have been churning out the goods lately. An SA ChumpStyle type blog, only updated more often. 1-0 to Bangers.

'Ol Nash himself found a stonker of a song by Katy Perry where she professes that she kissed a girl and liked it, and she hopes her boneheaded boyfriend doesn't care. I don't about you but that's a sure fire way to get your song listed on ChumpStyle's "One way to sell your crap music" list.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Tits or GTFO!
Previously:
Part I: Benny Benassi - Whos Your Daddy
Part II: Corenell - Keep on Jumpin' - (recommended with love <3 xoxo)

Nandos Porn TV Ad

2008-07-29T10:40:00.004+02:00

Now this is the type of ad we expect from Nandoes, not flippen Vernon Koekemoer. [via]

Related:
Make Vernon Koekoemoer Famous

The Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball

2008-07-28T18:39:00.002+02:00

The single greatest post I've stumbled accross in a long time, kudos to the guys over at CO-ED Magazine. Go ahead, tap one of asses below to get to the full Beach Volleyball gallery.

So Much Rage for James Blunt

2008-07-22T19:20:00.003+02:00

Apparently James Blunt and that dude with the afro from CSI (Miami maybe?), have been frolicking with a bunch of nymphettes off the coast of Spain.

All good and well but what really pisses me off is the image below, is that even legal? Mad props to the gay UK crooner for pulling that shit off.

WWTD (as always) has the skinny and bucket load more images for you perusal - NSFW.

As always bald Britney lends a hand.

Related: Petra Nemcova Nipple Slip

LA Laker Girls Tryouts

2008-07-21T17:11:00.002+02:00

Whats better than the LA Laker Girls, 500 LA Laker girl tryouts maybe?

More here. [via]

Screw Work

2008-07-18T11:52:00.002+02:00

Oh man, this video made me so angry!

Girls of Euro 2008

2008-07-18T10:52:00.004+02:00

Czech Austria
I am not sure I completely agree with Maxim on this one, they said that Germany (24%) had the hottest girls followed by Sweden (20%), now I'm not disagreeing cause some of those girls are amazing but then I also noticed the girls from Czech Republic (6%). Also the chick from Austria should of got 20% just by herself.

Sweden Germany

How they Roll in India

2008-07-17T12:35:00.001+02:00

If there was ever a ballsy thing to do driving on a highway it wouldn't come close to this.

Beer Run

2008-07-16T14:43:00.002+02:00

Why the hell have I not known about BriTANick before? Wrong Answer!

View more from the lads here.

Boobs of the Week: Tracy McGregor

2008-07-15T13:18:00.002+02:00

Previously: Boobs of the Week: Kerry McGregor (Tracy's big sis)
Via: Mobigo: Studio VIP

Mr T Hates Speedwalkers!

2008-07-14T11:03:00.002+02:00

Previously: Mr T - Get some Nuts! (1st ad in the series)

Fat Guy Stuck in Internet

2008-07-04T13:09:00.002+02:00

A show everyone should watch Fat Guy Stuck in Internet, my alter Tumblr ego has the skinny. Akss me why?

Something fishy???? Smells like it!

2008-06-18T17:42:00.003+02:00

I don't think I've ever taken a pamphlet from those fuckers at the robots walk tirelessly up and down the lanes (outting their life's at the taxis' mercy), hoping that someone is kind (or stupid) enough to wind down their window just enough to slip a crappy pamphlet through. Actually I lie. I have taken pamphlets from them, usually if 1) Absolute belter chicks are handing them out or 2) There's some free shit being dished out (like the Colgate Breath Strips toothpaste, got me sold on that one).

I succumbed to the latter today. These (rather dodgy-looking) guys were handing out their pamphlets together with little boxes that said "free sample". This was more than enough to get my interested and so I rolled my window down, received my pamphlet, but more importantly, got my grubby hands on the "free sample" box.

Something Fishy. WTF? Something Fishy fast food is dodgy at the best of times. What made them think that dishing out a greasy fish ball (I think it's fish but I'm not sure) and three limp and pasty chips is going to make me want to buy their product?

Some young guy called Guy Goma

2008-06-18T17:26:00.003+02:00

I'm nervous... first post on Chump in over a year. Where have I been? I've been locked up in an underground lair, being forced into acts of such an indescribeable nature that I can't describe them.

Any ways, going for safety here. Youtube videos. Easy. The content is in the video. And I don't have to write anything remotely funny or witty. Not that I'm any good at that kinda shit any way.

So here's the deal. This dude called Guy Goma (apparently a taxi driver?) arrives at the BBC for an interview. The sekerity probably got all confused and crap and sent him onto the set of a live interview where they were about to interview a guy called Guy Kewner who is some IT techpert.

Funny thing is, dude pulls the interview off pretty well.

Okay, it's been a long time so I don't know if this is gonna work, so click the link to the Tube here.

10 Hottest Female Golfers

2008-06-18T15:55:00.002+02:00

Hey Hey Hey, Anna Rawson all the way.

Karaoke

2008-06-12T10:57:00.003+02:00

Those Asians are now taking this shit too far. Still good though.

Introducing John "Lennon" Leung

Censor Bar Art

2008-06-12T10:01:00.002+02:00

TBT:

For the first time ever, a video of good-looking, naked young people was made more interesting with censor bars.

The song is "Toe Jam," by BPA (featuring David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal).

Surprisingly good, and surprisingly safe for work - I suppose that depends on how churchie your colleagues are.

Those Annoying Emails

2008-06-12T09:18:00.002+02:00

We all get them, and I'm sure at one time or another we've even passed it on. Maybe just me. Here is a response to one of those emails, blah blah blah. This dude, lets call him Ben makes opening the mail a little easier. I love question 33 and 35. Awesome.

RETURN DIRECTIONS:

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun.
Hit forward, delete my answers and type in your answers. Place me in the
'CC' field and the people you send to in the 'To' field.

1. What time is it?

I don’t have a watch

2. What are your full names?

Ben Again

3. What are you most afraid of :

the voices in my head … make them stop make them stop

4. Place of birth?

Its funny I don’t recall my birth so I presume it never happen .. ha I AM A ALIEN

5. Favorite food?

Anything that hasn’t have mold or fungus on it

6. Your natural hair colour?

dark brown

7. Have you traveled?

Yes, how else do you think I got to work

8. Do you scrunch or fold (toilet paper)?

does it matter it all goes the same place the same way

9. Love someone so much it made you cry?

no not really well maybe if there is no more BEER left in the fridge NOOOOOO DOOOMED

10. Been in a car accident?

Yes….. apparently red means stop

11. BMW or Mercedes Benz

cant afford either so it doesn’t really matter

12. Favorite day of the week?

the day I am not at work

13. Favorite Restaurant?

a cheap one with good food

14. Favorite Flower?

a pretty one

15. Favorite sport to watch?

Rugby what else come on is that even a legitimate question

16. Favorite Drink?

Just about anything that contains Alcohol

17. Favorite ice cream?

the non running kind

18. Disney or Warner Brothers?

DISNEY

19. Favorite fast food restaurant?

The closest one

20. What colour is your bedroom carpet?

Brown

21. How many times you failed your driver's test?
Didn’t

22. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?

Karen

23. What do you do most often when you are bored?

Answer these kind of dumb surveys

24. Bedtime?

When I am tired or when I pass out

25. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest?

If I was a fortune teller think I would be sitting here?

26. Who is the person least likely to respond?

see answer 25

27. Who is the person you are most curious to see their answers?

Everyone

28. What means the most to you?

clean underwear

29. Favorite TV shows?

Supersport 1

30. Dating MALES or FEMALES

Females

31. Tall or short

Tall

32. What is your favorite colour?

Black

33. How many pets do you have?

3. … 2 dogs and the evil monkey that lives in my closet

34. Age: Above or below 29

Below

35. What would you like to accomplish/do before you die?

Getting rid of the evil monkey in my closet and catch a unicorn

36. How many people are you sending this e-mail to?

some

37. What is your star Sign :

fuck knows .. how cares

Evolver Music Video featuring Koekoemoer

2008-05-30T12:59:00.003+02:00

Using internet stars in video's, ads and features has become all the rage these days. We saw it with South Park killing the Tron Guy, Starwars Kid, The Nunchuck Guy and various others. Weezer just came out with an awesome video featuring a ton of internet celebs as well: Weezer - Pork and Beans.

Locally it's been Vernon Koekoemoer, from Vodacom to Nandos ads, even 7'de Laan jumped on the ox wagon. It's all getting a tad old though, I may even take a wild one and say Nando's jumped the shark with their attempt.

Evolver though, made a grand effort featuring the Koek in their latest Music vid - very well done lads. I was a little surprised even.
Evolver - Pretty Thing (ft. Vernon Koekoemoer)

Pautzie in Tanzania

2008-05-30T08:59:00.005+02:00

I am sure all our mates have wondered what Pautzie got up to when he was in Tanzania and thanks to Larry we now all know. It seems that Pautzie was in love, as you can see by the above picture. I am not entirely sure what is going on in this picture but it looks some what like a wedding in the way that the bride and groom sit in front of everybody, and judging by Pautzie's attire, need I say more.

But I must say it couldn't of been a very good wedding cause by the looks of it they only got 2 wedding gifts, and I don't see any champagne on the table. Also, Pautzie do you have a chicken wing in your mouth or do you always look like that. Anyways I hope the 2 young one's in love had fun. Congratulations to both of you.

Sorry Nuala I couldn't resist posting this picture, but you 2 look so good together.

Seduction 101 Tips

2008-05-29T16:51:00.005+02:00

If you fancy yourself as a bloke with an A Game when picking up the ladies or a chick with tips for guys with No Game head on over to Seduction101 and share them. There's an iPod Touch to be won for the top tip by June 14, which is nothing to be scoffed at so be sure to make haste!

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Disclaimer: I had a large part to play in the creation of this love fest of a site. So if you have any ideas to make the site look and feel that much tighter be sure to let us (me) know.

Bill O'Reilly Outburst: Behind The Scenes

2008-05-16T17:55:00.002+02:00

Did he go overboard? Or was his producer at fault? You be the judge. If you haven't seen the original video, go here first then come back here to view the "Behind the Scenes".

Here's Stephen Colbert's take on it. Oh and then there's the Dance Party Megamix.

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If you can't view the embedded video above, view it here.

Megan Fox Topless

2008-05-15T14:07:00.003+02:00

So I am sure most of you have already seen these but we were having a beer after hockey last night and Megan popped into our conversation and then the inevitable and some of our mates hadn't seen the pictures so here they are Dildo.

Vagina Dentata

2008-05-13T10:19:00.005+02:00

The post we had a number of months ago about the indie movie Teeth, where a woman had a vagina full of molars and went on a killing spree using her well... killer vagina may end up having certain truths to it.Or maybe not, I really can't work this informative website out. Be sure to check out the video as well - all safe for work.

Jessica Simpson Wet in Esquire

2008-05-12T19:24:00.000+02:00

OK I'm going to come out and say I'm a big fan of Jessica Simpson, massive in fact. Phew, glad it's off my chest. When ever someone has something hurtfull to say about my ridiculous fandom I'll point them in the direction of this post and give a hefty ol' "YOU LIKE THAT?!"
Oh and this has to be greatest magazine cover of all time:
Sexy Esquire, Sexy!

The Real Futurama

2008-05-12T18:02:00.002+02:00

I definitely would.
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Check out my Tumblr which is updated fairly regularly with damn cool stuff that wouldn't normally make it to ChumpStyle (like this post).

Homeless 007

2008-05-09T08:31:00.000+02:00

How Not To Pick Up Women

2008-04-27T11:18:00.002+02:00

Hilarious! Anyone know what show this is from?

CNN Names ChumpStyle as Website of the Year

2008-04-21T19:23:00.006+02:00

CNN is now selling T-Shirts of their news headlines. And as YBNBY mentioned, very easy to manipulate.

That 70s Video Game

2008-04-21T19:23:00.002+02:00

LSD, coke lines & group sex were just a few of the ingredients needed for a decade of great video games.

Vernon Koekoemoer Vodacom Ad

2008-04-18T12:19:00.005+02:00

It was only a matter of time before big business jumped on the Vernon Koekemoer bandwagon. Check out the Vodacom ad above featuring The Koek.

By the way, if you wondering who the belter is at the end it's none other than on-and-off ChumpStyle contributor Jinja's cousin - tell him in the comments that you're way proud.

Links:
Make Vernon Koekoemoer Famous
The Vernon Koekoemoer Phenom

ESPN's Top 10 Unsportsmanlike plays

2008-04-16T08:25:00.000+02:00

Kobe Car Jump First Attempt

2008-04-12T10:47:00.003+02:00

The video of Kobe Bryant jumping over a car was huge on the viral charts last week. But thanks to CollegeHumor we now know the first attempt never turned out as well.
Original video:

Kobe's first attempt:

Best Game Ever

2008-04-10T10:49:00.003+02:00

Another Improv Everywhere mission: A little league baseball game is turned into a major league event complete with Jumbotron, play-by-play NBC commentary and a Goodyear blimp. (via BlackNotes)

Update:
Check out the write up from Improv Everywhere, it includes a fake press conference video as well.

And this from a parent:

I believe you guys are behind the “Hermosa Beach Little League” taping that took place Saturday, March 10th, 2007. The parents will be talking about this for a long time… the kids even longer. My son was a pitcher on the Lugnuts. We had a long/tough season last year. Saturday made up for everything. I want to sincerely thank you for making Saturday so unbelievable. It was like a birthday, Christmas, and New Years Eve captured in a few amazing hours. Thanks a million for a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Top 50 Soccer Goals

2008-04-09T17:44:00.002+02:00

After Liverpool crunched the Gunners at Anfield last night I went in search of the highlight's real, not only did I find it (s'cuse the spanish) but I found a number of other fine tasty treats as well.Top 50 Soccer Goals
Obviously with a list everyone has an opinion, post video links in the comments if you know of any other great goals.

Other videos:
Top 50 Champion League Goals
Top 20 Misses

Voice Actor Family

2008-04-09T10:08:00.006+02:00

One man with desire to turn his life around, defys all and leaves a family steaped in tradition and ventures into the unknown.Via Todays Big Thing
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RSS readers, you chaps may need to send your asses over here to watch the video.

F1 Boss Nazi-themed sex orgy scandal

2008-04-08T12:00:00.005+02:00

F1 Grand Prix President Max Mosley is hit with calls to resign after a video surficed that appeared to show the 60+ year old participating in a Nazi themed orgy in a London dungeon.

In a video the [News of the World] posted on the Internet but later removed, two of the women wore black-and-white striped robes in the style of prisoners’ uniforms. The video showed Mr. Mosley counting in German — “Eins! Zwei! Drei! Vier! Funf!” — as he used a leather strap to lash one of the women.

"She needs more of ze punishment!" he cried in German-accented English. One woman appeared to search his hair for lice while another called off items on an inspection list. Mr. Mosley, naked, was bound face-down and lashed more than 20 times. [NY Times]

Wow, I honestly couldn't make that shit up if I tried. Squeeling in german, and having the ho check herself for lice while the other reads off a chart. F1 needs a bucket load of that type of creativity, I say give the lad 4 more years, or a Mugabe-esque 20.
Links:
Jalopnik has the video and more pics.
NY Times has the story

College Girl's Diary as Imagined by Jeff

2008-04-08T10:54:00.002+02:00

Keep reading.

Yo Mamma

2008-04-04T14:07:00.002+02:00

Yo mamma's so fat she sweats mayonaise, and various other "Your Mother" jokes from the legends at CHTV & Elephant Larry.

Sick, Twisted...Awesome - Blind Girl

2008-03-27T11:32:00.001+02:00

A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

South Park Episodes Free

2008-03-25T09:03:00.003+02:00

Kenny has come to the Internet in fine form, with free episodes available for you to watch. Unfortunately they are not embeddable but hey, at least they are free.

Sick, Twisted...Awesome - Gyni

2008-03-19T01:18:00.000+02:00

Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her.
"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!"

In Living Color 2.0

2008-03-18T18:09:00.004+02:00

I've been following Steve Rubels tweets and he mentioned an internet sketch comedy project launched by the Wayan's bros. Naturally being a Wayan's fan I took a deeper look. I'm glad I did, check out Hooked on Honest below:
This from Hip Hop Crunch:

Damon Wayans has announced the debut of ”WayOutTV,” a collaboration with YouTube that will show sketch comedy videos that he produces. ”WayOutTV” will allow viewers to share, rate... [bla-bla-bla - ed]

”For too long, comedy has been a one-way dialogue, with comedians talking to an audience rather than with an audience,” Damon said in a statement on Thursday. ”My entire goal is to make people laugh and at the same time find a way to be creative and collaborative with people who want to be a part of the process.”

Links:
WayOutTV YouTube Channel
WayOutTV.com

Related:
FunnyOrDie.com - A Will Ferrell Project

Barack Obama? Get the fuck outta here! - DMX

2008-03-18T16:19:00.004+02:00

DMX in an interview with XXLmag lets us know how stupid he really is.

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Arr Arr Arroooooo - ahem sorry. I felt like howling like a husky after all of that.

St. Paddies Day +1

2008-03-18T14:55:00.005+02:00

Just a quick St. Paddies day hangover shout out to everyone. Hope you feel horrible.

Woman Sues American Airlines Over Masturbating Passenger

2008-03-18T14:28:00.000+02:00

A woman has filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging the flight crew failed to protect her from a passenger who moved into the seat next to hers while she was sleeping, then "masturbated to her" and—well, you've seen "There's Something About Mary"? Yeah, that.

From the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:

The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.

"The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair," the suit states.

The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested."

The suit claims that during the police investigation, the flight crew acknowledged they saw the man move from his assigned seat to the seat next to the woman while she slept.

Tiger Woods: Awesomeness or Greatness?

2008-03-17T17:29:00.004+02:00

Cape Town's The Beast over at Beast Insight explains the difference between Awesomeness and Greatness.

You know the grannies that hang around The Garden Centre... Well, much like the teenagers who become Cavendish Mall Rats, the old ladies OWN that centre. They own the Post Office, The Deckle Edge, The Book Store and all the coffee shops. They are scarier than Kommetjie locals and you don't want to fuck with them. They are also the definition of Awesomeness.

THIS is the definition of Greatness:

Too true Beast, too true.

Petra Nemcova in Lingerie

2008-03-16T11:33:00.005+02:00

Been getting some serious flack on the comments for not posting anything, so here is my contribution to Chump.

Reporter Owned By Sled

2008-03-14T14:53:00.000+02:00

A must for every household!

2008-03-13T13:27:00.003+02:00

Found this beauty on ebay, definately getting one for home, one for work... maybe one for my car too.

Make Vernon Koekoemoer Famous!

2008-03-13T12:41:00.008+02:00

Something so majestic, so beautiful is happening right this minute on Facebook. Something so monumental its enough to make the Cloverfield Monster cry. Last week at the H2O rave (yes raves still happen apparently), a certain someone was snapped sporting a blouse and buffaloes. His name, Vernon Koekoemoer (well, so he's been dubbed) and people from all over the Facebook'isphere are on a quest to make his dream that he never asked for happen!The dedicated MAKE VERNON KOEKOEMOER FAMOUS! Facebook group describes how we got to this point.

Vernon was photographed at H20 last weekend. But now he has set his sights higher. He wants to travel the globe, interact with foreign cultures and experience the wonders of our diverse world. Please help him realise this dream.

And where too from here...

You (and PhotoShop) have the power to make Vernon's dream of being the global face for bad taste come true! Don't be selfish - MAKE IT HAPPEN!

MAKE VERNON KOEKOEMOER FAMOUS!

Here are a few of many awesome attempts.
For more, you only need to send your browser this way, you may need to join the Facebook group though.

If you are a fancy-pants designer and want to help the cause, here are some other originals. [Orig 1] [Orig 2] [Orig 3]

Update: Footage of Vernon dancing up a storm has been found. View the video here.

Update: Vernon was mentioned on SkyNews last night, well played internet. Read about that here.
Vernon Koekoemoer Vodacom Ad

Sick, Twisted...Awesome

2008-03-10T20:39:00.002+02:00

A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."

Readers do so at their own risk and ChumpStyle is not responsible for removing chunks from your keyboard.

99 Words for Boobs

2008-03-10T19:22:00.001+02:00

Surprisingly decent! Note: Fat NSFW warning, although I'm sure that's never stopped you.

Cop Brutality in Stellenbosch

2008-03-10T14:58:00.005+02:00

The Stellenbosch police force busted into three fine drinking establishments (Mystic Boer, Bohemia and the Springbok Pub) in the early hours of Saturday morning and proceeded to kick the living shite out of patrons. Why you ask? Because there was a tip off that a number of students might have been holding mind-altering substances including hashish and cocaine. All very well, but to pistol whip and to knee a couple of okes in the ghoens? I hope it was worth it Constables.

What the police may have forgotten though, is that students of today are wired 24/7. A simple click of a cellphone button and the cameras are rolling, another and its on the web for all the world to see. Check out the footage below, courtesy of Blueworld.co.zaRead: Maties tell of cop terror [News24]
Thanks for the heads up Zander.

Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

2008-03-03T13:55:00.007+02:00

The American Landover Baptist Christian Church have stumbled upon something truly phenomenal, yet flippen scary at the same time. The Japs have been sending kids across the world (read: Southern America) subliminal messages to turn to the dark side and go GAY! Jeb Thurmond was first to break the news:

Dear Friends,

Nintendo has released a new video game for it's "Wii" system called "Super Mario Galaxies". At first glance, the video game seems like an innocent bit of fun, a nice way to keep the kids inside, and therefore away from the legions of drug-pushers, pedophiles, and terrorists that lurk in America's parks, schools, and pretty much everywhere outside of gated communities.

On closer inspection, however, it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan. [Read the full thread here]

He then followed up with the kicker...

"U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day [image below - ed]. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference?

And look at the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, where you will see an object entering what is clearly a rectum.

And look at the Wii logo, it is clearly a reference to double-penetration. the W looks like the backbone of a skinny "twink" bending over, while the two...Other objects....Are so obvious I don't even have to mention it. [Read the full thread here]

I'm with them on this one. What the hell is that thing jutting in top-left, yes it looks a lot like a French baguette - baguette (when said in a Frenchie accent) SOUNDS LIKE? Yes WHEY, the protein powder most commonly consumed BY??? I rest my case.

Related: "Wii" is Oriental for: "I Having Orgasm!"

Erotic Falconry

2008-03-01T17:25:00.001+02:00

If you into Falconry you'll really love this site - Erotic Falconry. (via Sam Reich)

Note: Some pics may be NFSW

Ric Doom

2008-02-29T17:22:00.001+02:00

Quite possibly the best gun ever to be created for an FPS - anything from James Blunt would help to.

Update on Veg Hottie

2008-02-28T13:05:00.002+02:00

This is just a quick update on the vegetarian hottie of 2008 that Wezzo posted a couple of weeks back and it seems that both my contestants are out Krystel in the first round and Melissa in the second (glad I didn't put any money on it), but unfortunately it seems one of Wezzo's ladies, Shona, has made it to the final. She is now up against Sara J who definitely doesn't compare to Shona, so good luck Wez. I'll buy you a beer if she wins.

Vote for your favourite here

Eat Your Underwear to Beat the Breathalyzer

2008-02-26T16:35:00.003+02:00

One of those good idea - bad idea moments. He would have been a legend at his local Keg and Dragon if it worked, but now he's just an idiot with a criminal record. Anyone else notice he looks way younger than 18?

Warm and Fuzzy Feeling

2008-02-18T19:48:00.002+02:00

Oh Internets you do amaze me.

Lindsey Lohan Nude

2008-02-18T18:36:00.008+02:00

[via WWTD] Unbelievable, NYMag asked Lindsay Lohan to do a Marilyn Monroe inspired naked photoshoot for a spread and like a marriage proposal made in heaven she said "Yes".

We've done our fair share of LiLo bashing in the past but I must say she's looking damn good. View all the images here [NSFW].

Zoo Magazine No More

2008-02-15T16:26:00.004+02:00

This is a little sad, laddy mag Zoo Weekly is closing up shop. According to BizCommunity the last issue will be the 25th Feb.

I suppose we'll just have to make do with the monthly issue of FHM... or the dodgy weekly You's backpages.There's some great content on Zoo's website/blog, lets hope that lives on.

Corenell - Keep on Jumpin'

2008-02-15T11:58:00.005+02:00

Oh man have I got a treat for you, I watched this earlier on VH1 and thought of the ChumpStyle army. It quite possible is the best music video I have ever seen to date, ever! Chicks wearing next to nothing playing footie in the mud.
Definitely a great way to sell crap music.Related:
Benny Benassi - Whos Your Daddy

Excellent prank call

2008-02-14T12:48:00.002+02:00

I think we can all learn from the man...

Vote for the Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door 2008

2008-02-13T11:47:00.004+02:00

The hottest vegetarians in the land are going head-to-head as they battle for the title of Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door... and something about winning a trip to Hawaii if you vote or whatever. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on which Veggie's are through to the next rounds.

My pics are Sharon or Shona, below respectively, to take the 'ship. Fine cuts of beef for any dude who calls the winner!

Check out the competition and talent here.